Hi :)

zubat:

I would sell my website, too, if the users were worshiping mass murders and serial killers, fetishizing homosexuality and posting memes.

(via originofholly)

sourwolf:

it’s ironic that tumblr loves a film about how exciting and amazing it is to be outside

#well she didn’t have wifi so outside was the next best thing

(via toomanybandsforaurl)

theoriginalspike:

innumerablegibbons:

A woman got breast implants made of wood yesterday

It would be funny if this joke had a punchline

Wooden tit 

(via turtle-in-wonderland)

pizzaforpresident:

fffcuk:

pizzaforpresident:

pizzaforpresident:

IM ON THE PHONE WITH A VITAMIN COMPANY TO FIND OUT WHY THE BOTTLES ARE SO BIG IF THE PILLS ONLY TAKE UP 10% OF THE SPACE INSIDE

IT’S BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO PUT ALL THE INGREDIENTS AND WARNINGS IN BOTH FRENCH AND ENGLISH SO THE BOTTLE HAS TO BE BIG ENOUGH TO SUPPORT A LABEL WITH ALL THAT TEXT

why are you screaming

I’M JUST REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THESE VITAMINS

(via jack-barakats-mammoth-legs)